It Approaches
I'm going through my grocery list for when I first step off the second plane... I've come to the conclusion that I'm a little spoiled. And it's not a good thing...
I know I need basic, staple items, such as chicken breasts, salt, pepper, & butter, but I'm also going to need snack foods. I'm a snacker. Seems like I'm always chewing on jerky or having a few cookies. I'm definitely buying stuff like Gardettos and Cheeze-Itz, but I can't over do it.
I go through a box of Cheeze-Itz in two sittings. Gardettos in one. Cookies? Haha. I could finish a bag of Mint Milanos in less than 5 minutes. Sad huh? I should weigh 200 lbs.
That brings me to my point. I tried to write out this itty bitty staple item grocery list, but I cant stop adding to it. So far, I've got garlic powder, and Ziploc baggies, and ground beef, and chicken... But it's not satisfying my mind. I need cookies, milk, orange juice, A1 steak sauce, pop tarts, ice cream, blue cheese crumbles, lemons, blah, blah, blah...
Man this is gonna suck. I'm either gonna starve out there, or come back weighing in at 85 lbs. I need to eat whole meals. Not on the go- make it last- meals.
Argghh... This is gonna be terrible. I'm starving just thinking about it. Apparently, I have some huge lifestyle changes to deal with. *sigh*
I have to go to the bank today, and cash some bonds. Then it's off to the salon to get my nails done. Sounds dumb, I know... But I have to do it... My natural nails are so terribly thin and brittle from the last set I took off, that I bend them backwards all the time, and even have one that tore down the middle... Man does that hurt! They seriously grind off the top and middle layer so you have to keep getting them redone. So, I'm getting them done with fiberglass finish, super short, because I don't need to be all messed up in Montana.
I can't wait to get my hands wet with this!!!!!! It's time!!!
Next time you hear from me, I'll be in Montana... Scary!!
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food...
And to think... I ate like a king... Proof that I worry, when I really shouldn't...